Texan Sheyla Hershey and her 38 KKK breastsÂ have now become the new record holder for the world's largest breasts. After nine surgeries, Sheyla Hershey states she has finally reached her lifeÂ’s dream. To see more of her amazing photos, you can go here.
Wow. Just wow. I feel like IÂ’ve been given a gift here in Sheyla Hershey and her 38 KKK breasts. But what do I do with this gift? Do I make the obvious Â“everythingÂ’s bigger in TexasÂ” joke, or do I attempt the onomatopoeia necessary to make a motorboat joke? How does one even spell Â“brrittsky!Â”
No, I think IÂ’ll go with what I first thought of when I read about Sheyla Hershey and her 38 KKK breasts: That she obviously has racist breasts. It all makes sense you see: Her little white bikini is actually two little (relatively speaking) hoods, disguising her breasts so they can conduct their hate-crimes under the cover of darkness. And herÂ… uhÂ…
Well, thatÂ’s really all I got. But, in all seriousness, when I first read about Sheyla and her 38 KKK breasts, I really did think it was a racism thing. And now that we know that itÂ’s not, we can all congratulate our new (non-racist) world's largest breasts.
Ms. Sheyla Hershey and your 38 KKK breasts, we the people salute you. Hip-hip-hurray!
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