by Katrina Douglas
Member since:
December 9, 2009

April Fool's Poll

April 01, 2010 12:27 AM UTC (Updated: April 01, 2010 05:58 PM UTC)
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Happy April and happy April Fools.  Here is a poll filled with April Fools jokes.  These are actual April fools jokes, but your job is to choose the one that is not a joke but an actual news story.

I will post the correct answer on April 10, 2010 in my comment box.  If you'd like to come back and check, please do.  What is your favorite April Fool's Joke?  I have some but I'll save my best for this poll.  It's really a lot of fun.  Good guessing.

Have fun, and I left a box for you to add your own April Fools.

Comments: 7

Leah Christensen Apr 1, 2010, 3:23am UTC
99% of politicians are full of hot air, and it has to come out somehow. I bet that FART story is true.
George Shaw Apr 1, 2010, 6:41pm UTC
Very non-PC joke. Men fart a lot. Do you know why women seldom fart? In order to fart, hot air has to build up. Women talk so much it doesn't get a chance to build up.
Okay, 20 lashes with a wet noodle.
Leah Christensen Apr 1, 2010, 7:36pm UTC
I've farted all of my life. However, there are some women who don't fart in their younger years. The reason being, that in order to fart, a woman needs an asshole, and those who aren't born with their own, will eventually marry one. So THAT is why some women don't fart.

As for me, I was born with my own asshole, so I didn't have to marry one, Thank God.
Mandi o. Apr 3, 2010, 7:12pm UTC
Ha, I want the answer
Katrina Douglas Apr 10, 2010, 9:18pm UTC
The answer is man fleeing prison jumps into jail over fence. No kidding.
Visionaerie B. Apr 10, 2010, 10:26pm UTC
That sounds conceivable, from all those News of the Weird and This Is True stories I get. That's right -- I forgot to read this week's This Is True!! Thanks for sharing this and I kinda missed this holiday this year. Maybe we need to make it last all month?
Jan S. Apr 12, 2010, 3:00am UTC
I was sure it would be the farting VP.

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