One Direction's Zayn Malik and Harry Styles are known as "Zarry" to fans who wish that the guys would couple up (this isn't to be confused with "Zarrie," which refers to Zayn and his girlfriend Perrie Edwards). However, in a hilarious new video, an older woman takes her love for Zarry just a little too far by pasting Zayn and Harry's faces onto dolls and making the 1D singers get married.
It's obvious that Hazza has lots of female fans in their thirties since he's actually dated a few of themÂ—he's charmed the pants off of 32-year-old cougars Caroline Flack and Lucy Horobin. However, there are legions of other women in their thirties who secretly obsess over every member of 1D, and Jest.com wants these women to know that it's okay to love boy bands, Selena Gomez, Gossip Girl, Twilight, iCarly, and The Hunger Games.
In a "What Makes You Beautiful" parody, a group of One Direction look-alikes reassure perpetual teens that "It's Okay to Like This Song."
The beginning of the video features a shifty-eyed woman looking around nervously while on her laptop. At first it looks like she might be trying to read Fifty Shades of Grey of something, but she's actually just downloading 1D's album on iTunes. This is just the beginning of the thirty-three-year-old woman's descent into tween madness.
The guys in the parody video are pretty good Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, and Niall Horan imitatorsÂ—Liam's lookalike is really spot-on, and Louis is wearing his signature suspenders. However, for some reason Hazza is just as blonde as Niall.
Among some of the song's funniest lines are, "Let everyone know on Spotify/You watched us on SNL and it made you cry/You asked for haircuts like ours/There's no need to lie," and, "Selena Gomez is the background on your phone/You got dressed up to go see Hunger Games alone/Why are you watching Twilight/You're not even stoned."
Unfortunately the woman in the video takes her love for "What Makes You Beautiful" to a creepy place by pasting the faces of Zayn Malik and Harry Styles on Ken and Barbie dolls. Hazza's female doll is wearing a bridal gown, and the woman pretends to marry "Zarry." It's about this time that her boyfriend finally decides to leave her. So while the video is supposed to reassure older fans that liking 1D is okay, it's also a cautionary tale.
You can check out the "What Makes You Beautiful" video parody below. Do you like it better than Key of Awesome's spoof?
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