50 Shades of Grey just became the subject of a porn parody, which should come as no surprise to anyone. However, it is a little surprising that women's favorite adult film actor James Deen isn't playing Christian Grey in it.
Smash Pictures recently created a trailer for the flick entitled Fifty Shades of Grey: a XXX Adaptation, which will be released on Sept. 20. Christian is played by Ryan Driller, who looks a bit like Mitt Romney's sons, and naÃ¯ve virgin Anastasia Steele gets a trashy makeover complete with an orange tan and fake eyelashes. She's played by Allie Haze, while Alexis Ford plays her roommate Kate (you just know that there's going to be a threesome or some girl-on-girl stuff in there somewhere).
Instead of the classical music that Christian Grey loves, the trailer features a cheap-sounding rock soundtrack, and Christian's Red Room of Pain looks more like a room from a family friendly Halloween haunted house. However, there is bondage, vagina balls, baths, guns, and other kinky f***ery. The 50 Shades of Grey porn parody also borrows its plot from the other 50 Shades books - the masquerade ball and Christian's jealous ex-sub from 50 Shades Darker are shown in the trailer.
Of course the acting is terrible and the sets are cheap, but the adult film is all about showing what the mainstream movie currently in production cannot. However, you'll have to settle for the sex-free bits in the trailer below.
Smash Pictures might be getting a call from E. L. James' attorney soon.
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