Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, and Louis Tomlinson are starring in a new episode of The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction whether they like it or not.
Many Directioners will remember that the last episode of the cartoon featured the band members as a band of superheroes that are obviously supposed to be a Power Rangers spoofÂ—they get summoned to save the world by Simon Cowell, who is portrayed as a Zordon-like giant floating head.
The hilarious cartoon was all about the band's effort to save the world's cats from a Skeletor-like supervillain with the naughty name "Lord Faptaguise" (get it?) by using Harry Styles' ability to hit the high notes combined with a giant "pussy magnet." The viral video was full of geeky references to movies like Star Wars and TV series like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and it was created by Archer animator Mark Alan Parsons. Parsons actually admits that he's a big One Direction fan.
The latest episode of The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction picks up where the last one left offÂ—sort of. In the last episode, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik tried to hide in a Star Wars-style garbage chute. Niall escaped using Zayn's hair, but now poor Zayn has been trapped there for nine months.
Luckily, he didn't run out of guyliner, and somehow the singer managed to give himself "tattoos out the wazoo." In the trailer for the new episode, Zayn's tight yellow onesie is no more since he was wearing a bra and skirt right before he got trapped. He also lost his cross-dressing outfit in the last episode, which means that poor Zayn has to spend the beginning of the new one running around in his underwear. So Mark Alan Parsons certainly knows what Directioners want, and he also brags about animating Zayn with all his tattoos this time. Unfortunately he doesn't reveal if Hazza also rocks his ink, and there's no word on if Taylor Swift makes an appearance as Lord Faptaguise's fembot henchwoman.
You can check out the trailer for the next episode of the cartoon below, as well as the first episode. The trailer is short, but of course Mark just had to squeeze a penis joke in for all those dirty-minded Directioners out there. He also gave them an affectionate new name for their favorite part of Zayn's bodyÂ—"wazoo."
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